A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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Teacher: Pop quiz time class. Sally, what year did we first land on the moon? Sally: It was 1969. Teacher: That is correct. Larry, who killed JFK? Larry: What? I didn't do it, I wasn't even born yet! Teacher: Just answer the question Larry: But sir, I swear I would never do that. You have to believe me. Teacher: Larry, you're an idiot

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Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

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Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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