- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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