- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

hi michael

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

what's white and sticky semen

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