- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Dumbledore dies.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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