- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

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