- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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