- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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