- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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