Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Justin beiber's penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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