What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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PENIS

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Bob Saget

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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