Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

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Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

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I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

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why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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karn chevalier

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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Black people being friendly.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

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Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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