Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: *BANG!*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

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whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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