How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Indians

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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if got a joke if fogot it

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has it's pricks on the outside. A BMW doesn't have pricks on it's bodywork, for a multitude of reasons: - it would increase the coefficient of drag, causing an increase in fuel consumption - the pricks would fall foul of pedestrian safety regulations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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