Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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