Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Have you ever seen that gay clown in asda.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

a black guy walks into a black bar

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

call me maybe.

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I read the terms of service.

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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