- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

drew edminstin is a rat

Women's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

And you honored it I see :P

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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