- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you bam *bam**bam*

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