- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

Whats 1+1? window!

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Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Women's rights.

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