- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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