Justin Beiber

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So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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what did jacob say to coach a joke

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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