Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

HELLO EVERYONE

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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