- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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