Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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