- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Rebecca Black's career.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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