- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

Rebecca Black's career.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Cancer.

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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