- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Penis

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

America

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Cancer. Super Cancer.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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