- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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