- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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