gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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