- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

School

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

TIMMY

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Oh, go away

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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