- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

Your sex life.

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

What's your blood type? Red.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

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