- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

ask me if im a door yes

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

Arrow in the Knee!

What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

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