What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Sloths

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

what class did Jimmy get an A in? None, he is dyslexic

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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