- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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