- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

I'm Coming

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A seal walks into a club.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

There once was this guy and he fell down

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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