Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

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whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, a bus hit it half way along and it died instantly.

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What did the jerk say to the Mexican? You are a Mexican

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Oh you have herpes? yeah, there's an app for that.

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Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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