- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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