What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, I have amnesia.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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A women left the kitchen.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

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U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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Rush Limbaugh

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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