- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Julian Ha.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What is older than history?

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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