- Anti Joke

There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too