- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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