But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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