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Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

Have you ever heard of a goose?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Gretta has five legs? -no

ure mama's so fat

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

My spelling is horrible

woman's rights

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

I? Everett

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