whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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