- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

WHAT THE BABIES?!

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

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