- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon are fictional, therefore Pikachu is fictional, meaning he would never be at a bus station in the real world at all.

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Good afternoon.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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