why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

pobody's nerfect

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! *gives offended look and walks away*

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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