Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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