- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Once upon a time, The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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