- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

sucks Syntax...

what is orange? an orange

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Barack Obama is a good president.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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