- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

neil likes pube toast

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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