knock knock!? . . No.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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