- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What do you call a redneck virgin? A seven year old who can run faster than her brothers.

What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

How many Ringmasters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They tell the clowns to do it

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

A man walks into a bar... OW!!!

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

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