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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

If life gives you lemonade.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink