- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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