- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Please don't shoot me

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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