- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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