I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

sky's sty

whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

whats brown and booky a book.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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