- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and Jason Voorhees? Jason has a chainsaw.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

A devout Christian dies– Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Homosexuals aren't allowed in.

Why does Timmy Teblow love penis? Logan Cole made him do it.

What's the difference between a Toyota Camry and 20 dead babies? I don't have 20 dead babies in my garage.

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