Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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I'm HIV positive.

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What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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what do you call your mom? mom

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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