What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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Why should you never shower with a pokemon? Pokemon is a game for children. In doing so you would greatly disturb your child who is quite fond of pokemon

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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