hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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knock knock come in

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Your mom is so old, that she should probably up her B-12 intake to avoid sickness.

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Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Jesus Christ

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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