- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Logan's gay

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

I? Everett

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

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