- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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