- Anti Joke

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both