- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

Jordan is pregant

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

say it ten times fast: oh

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

A baby seal walks into a club.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What does a baby sound like being cooked in the microwave. I don't know I was to busy masterbating.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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