What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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Seven

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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