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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

So a baby seal walks into a club

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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