- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

what's yellow and hovers? a yellow hovercraft.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

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