Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Title IX

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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