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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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