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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

A women left the kitchen.

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