- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Who wants water? I do.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

Yo' Mommas so poor, She has to ask close family friends and relatives for money so she can feed you.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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