- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

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