- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Yo mama so fat.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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