- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

The Morman Religion.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Who wants water? I do.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

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