Waffles ate my grandma

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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