- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Your mom is so old she died

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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