- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Pickles are powerful

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

You come across a blonde, a brunette, and a red head. Why are you telling a joke? Go make sex.

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