Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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