- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

What's the difference between a lamp?

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Stephen Hawking

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Justin's life

How do you end a sentence

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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