- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

123 f*ck off

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

whats green and lives in the water

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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