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Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

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your mom is so fat.

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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A boy in Bible class was poking a girl in front of him with a pencil. Atfer, maybe ten minutes of this, she was asked "Sarah, what did Eve say to Adam after they had had twenty-seven children" The boy poked her with the pencil again. She stood up, and said "I think we have enough kids Adam."

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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