Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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what's white and sticky semen

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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Q: What's black and white and rape kids? A: Pandas, I lied about the rape.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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'I had a surprise test today.' 'What happened?' 'I was really surprised.'

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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