Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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Why did the boy loose his hat Because he got hit by a plane

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

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Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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