- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Did you fall on your head when you were a baby Oh, I very sorry.

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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